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TheBarbWire
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New rule: Republicans have to stop thinking up intricate psychological explanations for why liberals don’t like Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann. Let me save you all some time — are you ready? — (it’s) because they’re crazy people. People who are not that bright and full of awful ideas — pretty much the same exact reasons we didn’t for George Bush and made jokes about him. So trust me: it’s not because they have breasts — it’s because they are boobs.
BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)
There is no one of a woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a socialist.
Tina Fey (in Bossypants)
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I think my biggest disappointment in life is the fact that I will never be able to see myself perform live.
Kanye West
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Regina Spektor- No Surprises (Radiohead cover)
…… Excuse me? Did I really just listen to this cover? I mean it’s my favorite Radiohead song sung by Regina’s beautiful voice. Are my ears deceiving me?






